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Why I should always carry a camera September 17, 2009

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and why I’m sad I didn’t have one today.

I had to take my car to the mechanic because it was making odd noises. He drove it around for a fefw minutes, then put it on a hydraulic lift and called me over to show me what was wrong:

Vo (mechanic): So, when did you get the new engine put in

Jane: I don’t have a new engine

Vo: are you sure?

Jane: I bought the car new…

Vo: maybe it happened when you got an oil change…

and he becons me to stand under my car and look up at what I can only assume is the oil pan. Written on it in yellow grease pencil are the words “Call Me Foxy” and either “You’re Hot” or “Your Ass.”

I’ve tried to stick my arms under the car with the camera to no avail…

So, now I’m wonding: 1) Who wrote that… 2) While I’m flattered, how did they ever expect me to get their secret message 3) How long has it been there (since Colorado? Michigan?) 4) How many oil change guys have seen it and 5) How many penises have been drawn on this part and are driving around town.

I’ll NEVER be without my camera again.

 

I think it says Funk September 7, 2009

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J and I caught former Rockstar Boyfriend (we broke up when he got married) Tim Easton at Mississippi Stuidos last week.

The opening band was HORRIBLE. A four gal one guy (who played fretless and 5 string basses) group who ripped their songs straight from the Indigo Girls book ‘o cliches. Jen will appreciate this: I’ve got a dollar that says Brenda Dayne LOVES this band. At one point they made reference to their manager who was “womaning the merch table.” Jason said it should have been “personing” as political correctness goes both ways. Luckily, we showed up late for the show so only had to deal with three songs or so. The last being a Billy Joel “We didn’t start the fire” number about cancer.

Jason and I got a great spot to stand in the balcony which I think I’m going to claim as ours.

still cute

still cute

Tim has put together a band who I think is still learning all the songs. The setlist I stole had keys listed after the songs. Good for me. The set was very uptemo, very rocking, It mostly focused on his new record which is very, very good. Its nice to hear the boy rock once in awhile, just to remind us that he can do it.

still rockin

still rockin'

He has a great rapport with his audience, even looking up at those in the balcony from time to time. He made eyes at me a few times as if to say “forgive me baby, but you were taken” and yes, I’ve forgiven him. We can be rockstar friends now.I had a huge grin on my face the entire show.

Seeing shows as great at this one makes me really sad that I’m still not in a band. I guess the big difference between the people who post they need band members on craigslist and the people I go see on tour are that the people on tour made a commitment. These are the professionals, the people who are grown ups, who have a sense of obligation and responsibility. And the jackoffs on craigslist are just that, jackoffs.

 

28.9! September 7, 2009

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A few months back, shortly before the Young Fresh Fellows shows, I had a sit-down with a couple of the trainers at the gym. My intent: to get as much free advice and questions answered as I could. Their intent: to see me personal training sessions at a whopping $40 a half hour.

F that noise.

At that same session, I found that I had a BMI of over 30. Around 20 should be my goal. I’m going to aim for around 22 or so. I still want to have some curves.

So, I”ve been working sort of hard ever since. I’m not going to the gym as much as I used to, just 3 days a week now since I”ve discovered I enjoy having lazy afternoons sometime. I’ve been eating well, but not as well as I should. Beer, and brownies, and ice cream bars have been sneaking their way in. Its been summer, what’s summer without popscicles?

The other day, I had my BMI checked again. Down to 28.9! That’s at least two points in my mind. I’m really, really proud of myself. Even though the number on the scale went up, I’ve increased my muscle mass by two points!

Also, back in January I was told to ahve a target heart rate of 133 when I run. The other day I was told to have a target of at least 148 to about 160. This just goes to show me that the people at the gym are conflicted and don’t really know what they’re saying if I can get such differing stories from the people who work there.

I’m thinking of getting a Wii Fit come october to supplement the gym. I’m not sure yet

 

Scenes From A Cube Farm September 3, 2009

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Its been a rough week at my office. Month End fell on a Monday which is traditionally a HUGE mail day. We finished posting everything at 2:15. The last two hours were a constant barrage of e-mails that pretty much boiled down to “WORK FASTER!” We got everything posted, but didn’t make the monthly goal and aren’t getting as big a bonus as we usually do. I really shouldn’t complain, I’m happy to just get a bonus. Hell, I’m happy to have a job.

So for the last two days I’ve been doing a ridiculous project, going through a HUGE stack of denials and figuring out which ones need to be posted. Out of the two inches of the stack, I found SEVEN that need to be posted. My total transactions for the day? 40.

Needless to say, I’m in a funk. So, I’m going to share what I hated about working in an office today:

1- microwave popcorn is not now, nor has it ever, been part of a balanced breakfast. Plus it makes the entire office smell (especially when burned) and will give you cancer.

2- While Mac and Cheese is tummy lovin’, frozen dinner mac and cheese smells like ass too.

3- If you’ve been doing a job for seven months, you should have a handle on it. Not the guy that sits next to me. I’m sure he was a great accountant, but when the accounting department downsized he came to work in my department. My job is not hard, sometimes you have to make judgment calls. This guy can’t do it on his own and has to bring over the woman with the annoying voice who keeps playing with her (fake) hair and is LOUD and won’t shut up. Seriously, dude, grow a pair. There are only so many ways you can post something and it can always be fixed later if its wrong. Be a man, not a mouse.

4- Cutting your nails is a personal and private moment and should only be done in the comfort of your own home.

5- I worry that the guy who sits on the other side of me doesn’t eat nearly enough grease.

I’m just fed up right now. I’m looking forward to a three day weekend. I’m also going to take a week off sometime in october.

 

Rock N Roll Marathon August 22, 2009

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As I said previously, I did manage to complete the Rock N Roll Marathon Thursday night.

Trying to get out to the Edgefield, we realized that the freeway as really messed up. So we decided to take Foster to 122nd to Halsey and just go out on the surface road. It didn’t take too long. Apparantly there was a huge traffic jam somewhere along the way and that prevented people from getting to the show in a timely manner. We got great parking in the first row of cars closest to the exit.

Stardeath and White Dwarfs were the first band. Jason liked them a lot and purchased their CD. I wasn’t really paing a lot of attention as I was mosly into people watching and knitting at that point. We saw two people dressed as Santa Claus. There was also a guy dressed in a naked suit that got ejected from the venue.

Built to Spill were next and they were pretty good. They played one song I recognized as one in Jason’s iPod. Jason said they only played about 4 songs, I thought they did more.

Finally it was time for the Flaming Lips. As you can see from the pictures there was a half circle as the backdrop that was coated in LED lights and movies were played on those lights. The movie started out with this mostly naked cosmic woman dancing around. Eventually she sat down and this light started shining from between her legs, then the camera panned in and lights started flashing like crazy. Then a door opened halfway up the backdrop and one by one the band entered. The idea being that the cosmic woman gave birth to the band. Then the backdrop changed to black and white strobing semi circles while a gigantic clear ball was being inflated on stage. The strobing made the ball appear bigger in segments rather than a smooth fiilling up. Then Wayne Coyne, inside the giant inflatable hamster ball began rolling around the stage and out over the crowd. Confetti cannons were being shot, giant balloons thrown at the crowd (which got caught in the breeze and drifted away quickly) all while the band played Race For the Prize from the Soft Bulletin.

Wayne Cam

So they played the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Song which featured Wayne riding around on the shoulders of a giant gorilla. Later in the evening there was someone dressed as a giant butterfly on one side of the stage and a Catfish on the other side.

The crowd was a little lame, Wayne tried to get us to sing along but no one would. Which was a shame as I wanted to sing, but didn’t want to belt it out if no one else did.

My only complaint: They played my two favorite songs Fight Test and Yoshimi in a very simple, delicate, mellow manner. I’m very happy I got to hear those songs, but I wanted them to ROCK.

They ended their first set with She Don’t Use Jelly. I read once they play that song at every show because its the hit that everyone knows and they want to connect with as many people as possible.  I like that.

Only one song for the encore as Edgefield has a very strict curfew. That song was Do You Realize? Which was punctuated by a storm of confetti, balloons, and streamers. Then it was over.

We got out of the venue quickly. And got to our car quickly. And into the line to leave quickly. And then on the road quickly. It was barely 10 pm and we decided to go for it. Twenty minutes later we parked the car not four blocks from Berbati’s Pan. As we walked to the club I was afraid it was closed as it looked so quiet and empty. When we got to the door, there were people there checking IDs and collecting cover charges. As the gal checked our IDs, I asked if we had missed the High Strung and were told they were on next. Amazing! We did it.We got to the bar right as the band was saying “We’re the High Strung and we’re from Detroit Michigan”

I am SO glad we went because there were only about a dozen people there and I think they were mostly relatives of the band. I think the High Strung is fast becoming one of my favorite bands ever. They played to that crowd of 12 like it was a crowd of 500. Jason and I were the only people first parked at one of the pillars, then planted at the foot of the stage. I danced my ass off.

They played many songs from their latest album including Real Stone, Standing At The Door of Self Discovery, Guilt is How I’m Built. And my two favorites from teh new album The Lifestle That Got Away and Bad With My Hands. The latter goes “You say your heart is broken, along the seam but I can’t sew. I can’t sew. I can hardly tie a knot” which I love because it mentions sewing.

I love the High Strung

I love the High Strung

Since we were singing along and dancing we got many approving looks from the band and they were willing to indulge our requests for songs. We had done some quick cramming on the way over so we knew song titles. So we heard The Gentleman and Real Meal Ticket ended the show.

They played a song which I think is called Cored Out Apple which features Chad slamming his bass on the floor. He slammed it so hard that he broke the jack, threw the bass on the ground, sat down and laughed for a minute, then grabbed his spare bass and finished the song.

We received high fives from Josh the Singer and a hug from Chad who said something to the effect of “I have no idea who you guys are, but you’re cool.” We hung out with Josh for a few minutes outside and told him how we had come from The Flaming Lips show and how, in a way, the Flaming Lips had opened for them. We spoke with Derek the Drummer for a moment then decided it was time to go home. We were tired.

 

success! August 21, 2009

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Just in case you were wondering, we did manage to complete the Rock N Roll marathon. We received an A for Effort and a hug from Chad Stocker. More later, I promise

 

Birthday Weekend August 19, 2009

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So my birthday was nearly two weeks ago and I’m just now getting around to writing about it. Pretty much because I”m going to see the Flaming Lips tomorrow night and you can bet there’ll be a writeup on that show.

So the birthday weekend started out with going to the Sock Summit Marketplace with Jen. It was overwhelming. The entire huge exhibition hall at the convention center full of sock yarn. and crazy-ass knitters. We hadn’t gone down but one asile when some lady proclaimed that she had yarn that matched my hair and started sticking skeins of yarn next to my head to match. Like I want my feet to match my head. I’ve proven that I love these colors, I wear them everyday, and I don’t want to be all matchy-matchy.

Jen and I soon became overwhelmed and slightly bored. It all started looking the same after awhile. So, we hopped onto the bus and went to the Clinton Corner Cafe for Beer, Bitching, and Birthday (cup)Cakes.

The next day Jason and I picked up Best Friend From College Rob who was in town from Idaho and went to breakfast. Then, back to our house where Rob and I massacred some of your favorite Irish Tunes. Me on the Fiddle, him on the Hammered Dulcimer. We even sort of taught Jason to read music so he could play guitar with us.

Then we went Mini Golfing where Rob got the best score, Jason got a hole in one, and I managed to lock my keys in the trunk. Luckily we went to a place not too far away and after waiting nearly an hour for a cab, and a ride with the angriest driver ever, we got home. Grabbed my spare key, picked up my car, and were back in business.

Next stop: The Lion’s Eye where we drank IPAs and managed to get some almost free barbeque.

Jason and Rob discuss documentaires

Jason and Rob discuss documentaires

Jane and Rob realize the last time a picture was taken of them, it was 1997

Jane and Rob realize the last time a picture was taken of them, it was 1997

Then we had to take Rob to his train back to his inlaws house in Eugene. A quick stop by VooDoo Doughnuts on the way home and all in all, I had a pretty happy birthday!

 

Prizes and Scarves August 8, 2009

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I came home today to find a prize in my mailbox:

Courtesy of Christope of The Universal Trendsetter . A 45 of Harvy Haddix b/w Sometimes I Dream of Willie Mays by the Baseball Project with custom Limited Edition artwork by Christophe. Its #2 of 3! I’m going to be seeing the Baseball Project in about three weeks… maybe I should get it signed. Also, a flicker baseball card of Willie Mays and a dozen or so Universal Trendsetter Buttons. Half of them are 8 bit art of Scott and read “Aw Shit Man” in tiny letters under the face. The others have a bottle of beer or Whiskey and say Minus 5.

I’m nearly done with my Blooming Cotton Scarf. I think I’m going to do about two more rows of circles. I love it and can’t wait to wear it. 400 stitches around! I think it’ll be about 70 inches long when I’m done. I’m loving my new Harmony Wood Interchangeable Needles which were my reward for knitting all of my stash. Theyt’re super pointy which is rare in wood needles. They’re lightweight and the cords are awesome. Very very flexible and they have no memory. I’m doing my scarf on size 6 needles, which used to be frustrating as my old size 6 circular was twisted and difficult to work with.

Next up: the Cold Mountain Wrap which will be a challenge. I think I may start it tomorrow on my knitting date with Jen. This means I have to wind the hank of yarn I have into a ball before then.

Things are shaping up for an awesome birthday weekend. I have an audition tonight (cross your fingers). Tomorrow knitting and the sock summit with Jen. Sunday my best friend from college, Rob Ely, will be in town and we’re going to go mini golfing, and Monday Pedicures with Rachel

 

what does yarn taste like? July 25, 2009

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Last Sunday, Jen and I went to an Artfibers Yarntasting. Its like a wine tasting, or a tupperware party, when you get to try out all kinds of wonderful yarn. Jason started referring to it as the “Scarfmitzvah.”

making swatches in the sun

making swatches in the sun

I tried about 15 different yarns with all kinds of wild fibers. Yak, Mulberry Silk, Angora, Alpaca, Wild Harvested Silk Bourette, Mohair, you name it. I was picking yarns to swatch based on what they were made of since I generally only use merino wool or cotton when I knit.

In the end, I fell in love with Carezza 17 which is Silk/ Super Baby Alpaca/ Superkid Mohair (30/30/40%). I’ve ordered enough to make Tempest but with longer sleeves and no stripes.

extreme close up: Carezza 17 is in the middle

extreme close up: Carezza 17 is in the middle

Now I just need my new needle set to hurry and show up. I love knit picks, but their shipping sucks ass. I ordered a week ago, its possibly going to be another week before they get here. My fingers are itching to get to work!

 

Two Photos and success! July 9, 2009

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I finally knit my stash! I have no yarn!

The first from my garden:

Pickling Cucumber

Pickling Cucumber

See Jane Mow! Mow Jane, Mow!

damn, thats a lot of weeds

damn, that's a lot of weeds